V.PooLover

I'm BACK !!!

2010-10-11T06:51:00.002+08:00

Woohoo !!! Guess who's back in Newcastle !!!! People !!! Phei is BACK ~~!!!

Time for parties !! and there's parties .... there's definable have ALCOHOL !! Woot woot ~!
hahah ... jus kidding ... i cant always party anytime anywhere (not before and during exam that is ...) but studying is something i must do ... otherwise ... i'm FUCKED ! hahah... cos Chem Engineering aint easy ... am a regretting choosing this course ... but i will not give up ... I'll try my best ...

its been 2 weeks since i'm back ... on the 21st of sept i went for russell peters concert in Birmingham ... and its was MIND BLASTING !!!! XD ... super goood!!! met up with friends and made new ones too ... =D ... also am living in Hiscock house ... damn !! dont like saying it !!! Achint been making jokes about it ... so yea ....

well it has been a while since my last blog ... so will try to update it often ... thanks to Raghav Agarwal ... =P ... so stop here for now ... i know its not much and i jus wrote this like in 10 mins ... so bear with me !!

Enjoy!!

Love,
Phei V.PooLover

INTO NEWCASTLE memories 2009-2010

2010-05-04T06:38:00.083+08:00

Start looking at this post from the end .... it starts from the beginning till now ... you can see the transformation ... love and kisses ...

Love you guys so much !!!

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18 May 2010

Trio
Achint & Ralph
Justus & Achint

Jasdeep & Justus
Fahad!
Michael & I

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01 May 2010

look away ...

o.O ...

Achint

Justus

George

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24 April 2010

Muah~!

Me

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02 April 2010

Me & Hillary

Me in the Lovely Dress ...

Debenhams

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26 March 2010

Justus Me Max

Group Photo

Hillary's and Bruce's Birthday

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12 March 2010

Me with large Popcorn and drinks

Birthday boy

George the geek!

Me and Hafiz (his Birthday)

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18 February 2010

doing Physic Assignment

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17 February 2010

stylish

Photographer & model

Model: Hillary

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14 February 2010

Alex - Me - Teddy Papa

Michael

>3<

Happy Family

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13 February 2010

Smoke

Oirat

George

Teddy Papa

Purple !

Hillary

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01 February 2010

Alex with weird pose

O.O good ?!

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31 January 2010

Angie & Lil POO!

Me & Angie

what do you see ?

Me & Hillary Posing

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30 January 2010

Hip Hop

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25 January 2010

LMAO

L.O.V.E

Gangsters

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16 January 2010

Group discussion ==zzzZZZZ

George = Poser

watching Hillary's Love Lecture !! LOL

That's what my Flatmate do when their bored ... play DOTA ... ==

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06 January 2010

Gosha = Artist

George = Mafia

Teddy Papa = Drunk Alcoholic

Hillary = Hippie ??

George = John Lennon ?

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27 December 2009

John Lennon Mode !

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05 December 2009

Hillary & Me

Me & Hillary

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11 December 2009

Haze

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28 November 2009

Telescope

Adrian's Baby

Bang!

Me George Gosha

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31 October 2009

Fake Priest = Ralpie

Sherman & Me

Zainab & Bunny (Amir)

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27 October 2009

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24 October 2009
Tup Tup

Zainab Me Sis

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15 October 2009
Amir's Birthday

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08 October 2009

Sword Fight

the mini Olympic

07 October 2009

Mooo~~!

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05 October 2009

Achint the Sleeping Buddha

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04 October 2009

Attack Deji!

Disgusting Pavan

DeJi!!!

Amir !

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26 September 2009

Ketam

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23 September 2009

Condomania

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21 September 2009

Group photo

These are my precious memories .... will never forget the wonderful time i had ... even though there are sad time ... i cherish every second of it ... =3 ... will miss them so much ....

Will update more ....

Enjoy!!

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

L.O.V.E

2010-05-04T04:22:00.003+08:00

love ... what is love really ? for the past few days ... weeks ... and even years ... I've seen and heard of it ... but I've never been in one .. so I'm not quite sure what it is ... but i can tell you what i've know about it from observation ....

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Recently, one of my dear friend, D, had suffer from a heart ache ... a terrible heart ache that could kill her .... her Ex had been tormenting her for weeks now ... D had tried to move on ... but she fail ... it was to hard for her ... she even promised to herself that she will be strong ... she will create a whole new her ... sadly she did none ... all she did was get herself drunk for 3 days ... starve herself until she fainted and was sent to the hospital ... and was found out she was diagnosed with Gastric ... and need to have an operation ...even though she had recover from it ... but she still hasn't recover from the heart ache ... after an incident today ... D became really upset... she cried and cried until there is no more tears for her to cry ... D almost scared the life out of me ... I was trying my best to comfort her ... when D suddenly said : "GoodBye PY ... I can't take it anymore ...." and went offline .... she had been saying that she doesn't want to live anymore ... but that was really scary ... tried to call her .. she didnt pick up ... was forced to call my other friend to call her and see ... fortunately, she was back online again ... but she told me she will not kill herself today .... but tmr or the day after ... i was like WHAT THE FUCK !? called her immediately and gave her some pieces of my mind ... lecturing her of course ... and thank god i made her change her mind ... i for one don't want to go to a friend's funeral when i still haven't gone into my twenties ...

From this, i can see that love can drive you mad .... make you feel as if everything means nothing ... it makes you feel as if you are powerless ... but there are love that i hav seen that are sweet to the core ...

one of my close friend, H, god!! she can talk about her Boyfriend for hours ~!! any topic when i mean any .... i mean ANY topic will definitely lead back to her boyfriend ... not once she didn't talk about her boyfriend ... its like her Boyfriend is her center of life ...her mind ... her soul ... gosh ... she can even write a book about him !!! @_@ ... its so serious tat she compare every single man to him ... he is like the top of everything .... all the stories she tells me about her love with him ... are so sweet and happy ... and how great it is .... there was once that she even tried to kill herself for him ... this shows how madly in love she is ...

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from these two situation ... i can conclude that :

Love is something that cannot be described in words ...
Love is something that gives you happiness, but it also gives you pain and misery ...
Love brings sweet into your heart, but it also bring bitterness into your heart ...
Love is the source of energy and inspiration, but it also KILLs you literally ...
Love is a two masked Thing, one is an angel that brings you to heaven, one is a devil that drags you to hell ...
so ... love is not just pain and joy ... love is everything ... all in one ....

my opinion may be false to most ppl ... because i still haven't experience love itself ...but when i finally do ... maybe i might change it ... =)

so let love comes to you rather you go and find the wrong love ... the time will come when it is time for me and you ...

Enjoy

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

Me ... Birthday ... NineTEEN !!!

2010-04-02T17:56:00.003+08:00

2nd of April

the day a great woman give birth to a child ... here i'm not talking bout Jesse or any other god ... the child is ME !!! =D

therefore ... today, the 2nd of April is my birthday ... nineteen years had past ... many fortunate and unfortunate things had happens ... but now i'm in Newcastle, the United Kingdom... living my UK life ... going towards my goal ... everything is going well ... although there maybe some interesting happening along it ... but still this year will be a BLAST for me ... no matter what is coming towards me ...

anyway ... been replying to wishes all day in FB and text msg ... plan to go out tonight with my baby, Hillary, Tup Tup Palace or Liquid ... hmmm ... have to check which one is the best for the night ... all i know ... I'm gonna enjoy myself ... lots !! Xd don't give a F*** of Wat other thinks ... hehehe ... anyway ... hope everyone is enjoying their holidays too ... cant wait to see them back to Leazes Parade ... its awfully quite around here ... plus ... stupid George just have to go back to Cyprus ... now i don't have anyone to disturb with ... and Hillary ... haihz ... she abandoned me !!!!

To My Hoggie ... you said my blog is dead ... see !!! now i revived it back to life !!! XD

ANYHOOOO~~~
thank you for all the wishes guys !!!! i really appreciate it!!! hugs and kisses !!! MUACKZZZZ!!!!

and ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MU-AH !!!!!

Enjoy

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

Poem of Poo !!!

2009-10-22T07:44:00.003+08:00

here are some poem found in a site my friend gave me ...

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Noses are red, faces are blue,
You stunk up the can, with the fart that you blew.

Roses are red, to freshen the loo,
To cover the stench, in the mall restroom.

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,
That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
A perv in an outhouse, gets a shitty rear view.

Roses are red, toilets are white,
I’m forcing it out, with all of my might.

Roses are pink, toilets can stink,
The pipes are all plugged, gotta piss in the sink.

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,
but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses are red, and have thorns that can cut,
So don’t ever use them, to wipe your bare butt.

Roses are black, and may represent death,
I can’t stand the stench, am on my last breath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
The dog took a crap, in your favorite new shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I’m sure it’s been said, that your farts are not few

Roses are red, Violets are green
Try sitting instead, you spray when you’re peein'

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Enjoy!!!!

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

New Video of POO !!!

2009-10-22T07:10:00.003+08:00

hahaha ... my friend, Pavan who i just found out that he is more obsesses with Poo than me ... told me to watch tis and play some shitty games ... hahah ... cute ... XD
Some more the shit is fresh from the oven ... hahahah !!!!

now the question is ... how long does a Shit that to hit the Ground ??
and how you calculate it ... hmmm ....

doodie.com

doodie.com

doodie.com

doodie.com

there is more where these came from ... go to www.doodie.com ... you will be amazed by poo a.k.a crap a.k.a SHIT !!! hahahaha

Enjoy !!!

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

I Gotta Feeling ~~~

2009-10-20T02:14:00.002+08:00

i really love this song ... cos i got a feeling Tonight is going to be a VERY Good night ... XD

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I Gotta Feeling

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night [x4]

Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it
Cause
I gotta feeling (ooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night [x2]

Tonight's the night (Hey!)
Let's live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Let's spend it up (Let's spend it up)

Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (C'mon)
Let's get get OFF

Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mozoltov (La' Chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off

Let's paint the town (paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Let's do it, let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, and do it, and do it,
Let's live it up
And do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it,
Let's do it, do it, do it, do it

Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock (rock,rock,rock,rock)

Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top (top,top,top,top)

Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop (stop,stop,stop,stop)

Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock (clock,clock,clock,clock)

Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday

Get get get get get with us
You know what we say
Party every day
Pa pa pa Party every day

And I'm feelin (ooooo hoooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling (oooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night

Ooooooo hooooo

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Enjoy !!!

Love, Vanessa V.PooLover

My Arrival and my Journey to my New Life

2009-09-26T17:20:00.003+08:00

To be on with my journey to the world I never knew … and to leave all the bad memories behind. But I will not let go the good and sweet memories I had for the past few years. Today was a great day … its start of with a few laughs and a bit of regret. Okay how bout I start from the beginning … hahah … cos my farewell took a few days … XD

19th September 2009 …
Woke up around 9 something … packed a bit of extra things I need and clear toilet … hahah … then around 11 like that ... me and my friend went to Q'bay for one last time ... had Jap food for lunch ... and walk around ... and i took them to the ROOM ... XD .. i love that shop ... hahah ... so ... around 2 something ... went back home .. and continue packing a little extra things ... hahah ... then ... i dono wat happened next ... lol ... oh ya !!! around 6:30pm getting my luggage down from my room ... and when out for dinner ... after that straight went to the airport ... ahahah ... my dear buddies and daughter came to see me off ... so touched .. WEE ~~~ we took some pics and then chat a little ... and took some more pics ... then i'm off ... to KL first ... then transit to DUBAI ... muahahahaha !!!!

20th September 2009
urgh ... waitingt for the flight from KL to DUBAI ... guess wat time is my flight ... 2 am in the morning !!!! GOD ... i need my sleep !!!! can't sleep ... been walking around the airport for ages !!!! then met my friend who is going to the same place with me ... both of us ... waited and waited ... Finally !!! the plane is ready !!! and off we go ~~~!!! ... well in the plane there isnt much to do ... except sleep , watch movie ... sleep again ... watch movie ... sleep again ... so ya ... around 12pm ... FINALLY !!!! WE had REACH UK !!! hahah !!! then we off to our accommodation , Leazes Parade!!!! it wasn't half bad ... meet some new ppl ... all of my Flat mate are Chinese ... 4 from China ... 1 hong kong/singaporian/Taiwanese (dont ask...==)... 1 Malaysian ... thats me !!! XD ... i unpack my bags ... called my parent telling them i'm fine and all ... so thats about it ... oh !!! that night we, the newcomers had a social event ... Bowling night ... well to me ... its more like a pub night cos ... most of us didnt get to bowl ... but end up going to a Pub near by ... so ya ... In the pub ... i also met some new friends ... 2 from Bahrain .. some Japanese girls ... and some dudes ... hahaha ...

21th Spetember 2009
woke up at 6:30am ... automatically !!! no alarm clock !!! i set my alram at 7 ...but i woke up way befor that ... T.T anyway .... went to the uni for the first time ... a member of the INTO council lead and teach us how to go to our uni ... so we went to a lecture room and listen to the introduction and so on ... well to tell you the truth ... the whole week we did nothing but registering ... listen to talks ... go for social events ... and etc ... no CLASS YET ... so ya ... thats about it ...

well if ya want to look at my picture of MY New life in Newcastle ... i had uploaded Them in Facebook ... cos i lazy to upload them here ...

PS: i had a new FB acc ... so ya ... they're in my new FB acc ...

Enjoy !!!

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

Letter of Love & Memories

2009-09-11T00:36:00.004+08:00

hey hey ~~~ my darling Girl wrote me a 3 paged letter !!! wow !!! I'm totally surprised !!! she passed it to me when i give her my phone to her ... but in the letter got quite a lot of grammar mistakes ... hahaha !!! Anyway ... i decide to retype it exactly the same as she written and post it here and add in some of the corrections ... the () is hers ... the [] is mines ...

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Hey mommy!

Phei, thanks for being such a good friend. Well you know, I know, that we ♥ each other. X) Let see, I met you in CES … but I can’t remember how we started talking. Can you? I bet you don’t remember too. Haha! As you know, I used to hate CES. But after I met you guys including Dany my life has changed. Mann, our first outing was … I think is in your house? NO! My house, squash! LOL! Okay, and also swimming (I hate it the most) Hehe… and remember the part that we called [order] chicken rice? Haha! You suck at ordering food. XD I know, I know I’m [a] sucker but I’m just er … 15 years old? (Last year)

Did I ever tell you that I ♥ ur house?! So BIG, NICE & unique! Except your BIG BIG DOGS … hahaha! The first time I went in your house when we are having BBQ. [It’s “was the time we were …” lah my dear not “when we are”] I still remember I had gastric that time. You, Fang and Hao was helping me the whole time in the kitchen. (: Thank you. Babe. You’re not just my friend, close friend nor good friend. You’re like a family to me. A sis & mum! (NO wonder hazell call[s] you mummy) X) [“Mummy” I’m not dead yet my dear]

Vincent’s house …
Haha! During Chinese New Year, you humans (You, Fang & That Bastard [don’t like saying his name]) are the first human-friend that gave me Angpao! X) OMG! Do you know I still have the Angpao with the money?! Haha … AHA! We drank beer. My face was so so [repeat?] R-E-D! But I’m not DRUNK. Later on, oh right before that … when we are [were!] eating, talking about balls, who’s [whose] balls … and etc. … It was Fun tho [though] it’s dirty. X) With you around, my brain will never be clean … (: (in conclusion, ur fault) hahaha! Oh right, Hao came late, after that you people took video of me. Er … can’t remember what video. X) LOL!

Fang’s house …
OHMYGOD! Talking about her house … YOU people took video of me TOO! And well [were] hiding from me. I still want to know what you people did when I were sleeping. Hahaha! Aha! We are [were!!] having steamboat…. Hao bought his guitar … (show off, dude) LOL! Don’t tell him that. X) Nothing much we did that day … but still its F-U-N.

QUEENSBAY! (:
We went to watch … okay, a movie that is PG18. Hahaha. That was the first time, and yet, no one stop me. X) Well with my childish face … it’s hard. X) In the movie, we are the nosiest people … when comes to the kissing part and … ehem … you know what. XD and also, I’m sorry again that I came late … X) I was watching cartoon that time. Hahaha! You people went back early, left me alone in queens. Hahaha! Wait I’m not suppose to laugh here! X)

Dany’s mother’s Birthday!
=) heh, after school, rush back home, bathe and poof to her party! Nothing special happen that day … because we’re suppose to ACT good-innocent kid[s]. X)

Seriously, I can feel the changes after everyone went up to EG3 except me. I was sad, er … upsad [what? You mean upset??] … That’s the time, I’m not really close to you people. I don’t know what happen to some of you … well you should know what I’m talking about now. Phei, he is useless … ignore him. You can’t stop a person[‘s] mouth, so just be happy & show him … “you don’t need him-attitude” go get a daddy for me in UK. I don’t mind to have more than ONE dad … X)

Thanks for my birthday surprise! You know, so Far, this was the BEST! You know why I cried? It’s because I thought you people totally forgot about me … you know, since I’m not in CES anymore. BUT … , when I see u people … truly, especially Dany … I’m very happy. Now only I release, Dany don’t treat us as his student[s], BUT FRIEND! Same as you guys … tho [though] I’m different than all of you as in age and school … but, out Friendship will remain forever & always. (: no matter how far we go, promise keep in touch! Babe, I really hate seeing my friends leaving, I don’t want you to go! You know, when you told me in CES about you going to UK, I was about to cry BUT no … I must be happy, because it’s a good thing! You’re a lucky chick! Do you know that? Love your Life, but love me MORE! (:

Thank you again for the T-shirts & condom & vibrator … hahaha! Maybe I’ll use the vibrator to massage my hands or legs … X) condom …I’ll keep it until I’m 18! (: Nyahaha! Make sure its safe. XD I love those T-shirts! =) Thank you …

After all the TQ sss …,
Now, I’M SORRY!
Phei, I’m really sorry if I did something that pissed you off or anything that hurts you … please, forgive me. Tell me if I did change, alright? I’m scared of that the most! Don’t ever ignore me! NEVER! :)
Promise??? O.o
Ayyy … honey! I think you should tell them when are you leaving, they’re your friends, don’t they [its “aren’t they”!!!] no matter what they did to you, I mean he did to you … to remain friendship is a good thing. You don’t have to be realy close to him … just friends … and Dany, Fang & Hao … they really do care about you … its up to you … erm to tell them or no [not], but … rethink again … they are your friends …

Okay, I know my English sucks but keep it tho [it’s though!!!!!] … (: My pretty writing will always cheer u up! ><

From/♥,
A monster of yours,
Ching Wen
30 August 2009

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Wen dear ... i will always love you too .... how can i ignore you ?? ... you're my precious daughter !! Hazell too .. XD

about the last part ... I'll rethink about it ... BUT about that friendship ... I tried before ... but he just ruin everything ... and i don't forgive ppl easily for breaking promises ... so keep you're promise ... Stay in Touch .... ^.^

Enjoy !!

Love,

Vanessa V.PooLover

New Look ... New Me ...

2009-09-05T23:42:00.004+08:00

Cut my HAIR d !!! ... but not really cut lah .. jus trim it niah ... HAHA

Tired of that BASTARD

2009-09-02T12:47:00.005+08:00

whoever read this post ... don't take it personally ... I'm just trying release my anger through this post ...

I'm sick and tired of people who act as if they know me, but they don't even know half of me !

I'm got pissed off ... by this bastard ... whom i thought he was a nice guy ... but ohh no !! I was so wrong ... he ended up being a Fucking bastard that I dont't want to see for the rest of my life !!! For personal issues I'm not going to call them by their real names ... and I know some of them will read this post ... so they will still know who I'm talking about without the names ... SEE I'm still being considerable even when I'm pissed off !!!

okay ... on with my story !!!

It all began some where in February or March ... i cant really remember ... That Bastard and I were not really a couple .. cos HE said he didn't want to be in a relationship ... so i said "fine ... we'll just be something else then " so ok fine !! We often flirt with each other and stuff ... but we really didn't go to the point of a couple ... and we Promised that we would never ever tell a single soul bout us ... that was why I kept on stressing tat we were just FRIENDS not GF or BF when some of our friends keep suspecting us and all !!! but i don't know why ... THAT BASTARD ends up thinking that we were in tat kind of relationship ... HA !! who was the one said that he doesn't want to be in a relationship ?! Anyway , i know he liked a lot of girls that time after he was over with a certain someone ... and i wasn't bothered bout it ... HECK !!! i was even trying to help him with that girl !! so do you think i'm still his GF ?? No ... then for some time .... i say not more than 2 weeks if I'm not wrong ... he wanted watever we're doing to a stop ... he said he is confuse ... he is not sure of his feelings and bla bla bla .... SO ... i was fine with it ... really ... == ... although it hurts a little .. but then we agreed that we'll be bro and sis ... anyway ... we still hang out after that ...

But then i started to become emo and moody and stuff like tat ... well there is a reason for that ... its definitely NOT because of him ... but of my family issues ... well some of my friends asked me whats wrong with me ... of course i said i was fine and stuff ... cos what for do i need to brag about my Family probs ??? No offense guys but my personal issue i prefer to keep it to myself ... I'm a person too !!! Do you think that i'm just a prefect girl who is rich, smart(==|||), Care Free and has everything she wants ??? WEll you're WRONG ... i have problems too you know !!! i may look happy in the outside ... but you don't know wat is going on in the inside!!! and i even told them how i felt in a blog post !!! but they said they don't understand wat i wrote !? come on !!! i expressed my feelings quite Clearly !!! i didn't even use any words that is Tooooo complicated for them to understand!!! i bet my little cousin can even understand wat the Fuck is wrong with me if he read that blog ... == SHEESH !!!

ANYWAY !!!! then ... i didn't talk much to them after that .. except some ... After a few weeks ... he just had to bring it up ... asking me whether i'm Angry or not ... shit like that .. i was was like ... What the fuck ?? why are you doing this to me ?? cant you just leave me alone ??? ... and you know why he asked me ?? Cos he feels Guilty and wanted me to consult him that its not his fault but mine ?!! ARGH !!! BASTARD !! ok fine ... its over !! ... But wat really got me so PISSED OFF is that he told our friends our secret ... which we promise each other that we would never ever tell a single soul ... but unfortunately he doesn't understand what's the meaning of " NOT TO TELL A SINGLE SOUL!" ... how i know this ?? well ... i unfortunately was ask by a friend whether me and that bastard had a thing ... he said that he asked HIM and HE told him ... == ... now what was i suppose to say since he spilled the bean ??? and that not jus it ... one of my girls ... told me that he also told the whole group after a class that i went back home early cos of certain reason ... HE told them the half truth and some that aren't event true ... me JEALOUS of F ?? come on !!! i didn't talk much to her is because there really is nothing much to talk about anymore !!! i still talk to her in Langkawi trip !!! but after that no more !! and how can you say i was jealous of her ?? rude much ... == ... now he is making me look like the Jealous girl ... WTF ...

Now since he broke that promise ... no point for me to keep quite anymore ... i had been quite the whole time just to protect something that he didn't even care for ... Friendship ... Do you want to know the reason why i made HIM make tat promise which he had broken ?? to Protect the friendship among our friends ... think about it ... if two of your friends broke up or had a fight ... it will be really awkward for the rest of the group to hang out and stuff ... but then ... if he just let it pass and didnt tell a soul i maybe will jus forget wat happened and wont become this pissed off ... unfortunately ... it all too late now ...

lastly, i'm glad we ended watever we were doing ... i felt so relief ... and the best part is i dont hav to see his face again ... ^^ i'm happy didnt hav to see his face in my girl's b'day ... YAY ...

And now i had release my anger ... i'm better now ... farewell Bastard ...

Love
Vanessa V.PooLover

A really nice remix ...

2009-09-01T14:27:00.002+08:00

Test For Dementie

2009-08-11T23:03:00.004+08:00

Ok !! This is also found in an E-mail my friend sent to me ... i find it interesting ... lol ... go try out the Quiz ... you'll be shocked with the result !!! XD

PS: NO CHEATING !!!!!

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TEST FOR DEMENTIA﹝癡呆症﹞

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準備好，向下捲！

First Question：第一題

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第 2 名，你是第幾名？

Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答：如果你的回答是第 1 名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2 名。

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
回答第 2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。

Second Question ：第二題

If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？

Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2 名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。

Third Question：第三題

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
以 1000 加上 40 ，再加 1000 ，再加 30 ，再加 1000 ，現在加上 20 ，再加一次 1000 ，現在加上 10 ，總數是什麼？

Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答：得到 5000 是嗎？正確答案是 4100 ，不相信，用計算機查證吧！

Today is definitely not your day... Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？

Fourth Question：第四題

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary 的父親有 5 個女兒，第 1 個女兒 Nana ，第 2 個女兒 Nene ，第 3個女兒 Nini ，第 4 個女兒 Nono ，第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？

Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答：答案是 Nunu 嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary ，請再讀一次問題！

Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹝彌補﹞你！

Bonus Question 加分題 :

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？

Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
解答：他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！

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Enjoy !!!

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover

Poems From The Toilet

2009-07-24T01:16:00.001+08:00

I found these poems from an E-mail my friend sent me ... i just have to post them here !!!!

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Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls.......

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY'

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets,

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls.....

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Found in my school toilet

Come one come all come and see my balls
One big one small hanging on the wall

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ENJOY !!!!

Love
Vanessa V.PooLover

Crazy Funny News Articles

2009-07-23T23:08:00.003+08:00

OK ... this post is just about 2 articles about some news tittle given to my classmates and I that we were SUPPOSE to write for our teacher James 008 "Bond" ... but later on we notice that the two of our tittle can be related ... so we tried to ask the teacher to let us combine ... but to be the Party-Pooper he is ... he just had refuse our request ... *damn him* ... so ... we decided to write it into 2 parts ... like first part of the Story and the second part of the story .. so yeah ... So I'm gonna write the "Articles" here .. to share with ya all ... ain't I'm nice ?? OH !!! I'm gonna add in and change some of the content just to spice things up ... ENJOY!!! XD

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TEACHER TO MARRY STUDENT

7th July —Washington D.C.

Dany Kuilou (38), the well-known G@Y teacher from a centre somewhere in Washington D.C. planned to marry a student of his, Wen age 25 who is also known as the Princess of Thailand a month ago. They were found to be in Paris this morning 8:00a.m. attending their wedding ceremony. Both of their parents were shock due to the unnoticed secret marriage. They were furious and is on their way to fly to Paris this later 4:00p.m. today due to the fully booked of plane tickets which is also caused by the sudden out burst of the scandal. Everyone around the world is in tumor trying to fly to Paris to see the couple.

One of the close friend of Dany and the now Mrs. Wen Kuilou, Mr. Hiao who was there in their ceremony comment that wedding was best wedding he ever attended. He also give us some of the detail of the ceremony. "There have Beautiful round Watermelons, Long Snakes and all types of Balls !! The theme of the wedding fit them so well !!! It's the Best Damn Wedding i ever attend !!! I'm happy for them.",said Mr Hiao.

There also rumors about the Queen would declare war against France for allow this marriage to happened. The announcement haven't been confirm.

We, the editors and reporters from Monsters Press would like to wish this lovely and odd couple all the best and hope they will survive the next 24 hours when their parents arrive!

Reported by,
Devil

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OK ... that's the first part of the Crazy funny News Articles ... here comes the second part ... ==+ ... Muahahah !!!! ENJOY !!!

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PRINCESS HITS PHOTOGRAPHER

8th July —Paris

After the incident of the Teacher To Marry Student, another out burst has occur !!! The Princess had gone wild after a sudden crowd of photographers trying to take pictures of her and her newly webbed hubby when they're on their way out of the hotel.

The Princess of Thailand, now Mrs. Wen Kuilou (25) was shot hitting a photographer who this morning outside their hotel. The incident started when a photographer trying to take pictures of her and asking questions about yesterday's wedding. Unfortunately, the princess didn't answer him, but hit him instead. She started hitting him with her bag, then scratching him and pulling his hair. It seems that the Princess was not in a good mood when the photographers surround her and shooting questions at her.

The victimized photographer, Hong (27) complains to the press that he got bruises everywhere especially the face. There are also scratches on his cheeks and he lost some of his hair due to he pulling and scratching. His camera was broken into bits. The princess maybe sue for the violence assault.

Reported by,
Devil

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All the information above is not true. These articles are made just to have some good laughs among my classmates. ^^ There maybe some things you can't understand ... If you really want to know just think a little hard and dirtier ... then you'll catch the ball ... XD

That's all folks !!! Hope you guys enjoyed it ...

Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover