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TEACHER TO MARRY STUDENT
7th July —Washington D.C.
Dany Kuilou (38), the well-known G@Y teacher from a centre somewhere in Washington D.C. planned to marry a student of his, Wen age 25 who is also known as the Princess of Thailand a month ago. They were found to be in Paris this morning 8:00a.m. attending their wedding ceremony. Both of their parents were shock due to the unnoticed secret marriage. They were furious and is on their way to fly to Paris this later 4:00p.m. today due to the fully booked of plane tickets which is also caused by the sudden out burst of the scandal. Everyone around the world is in tumor trying to fly to Paris to see the couple.
One of the close friend of Dany and the now Mrs. Wen Kuilou, Mr. Hiao who was there in their ceremony comment that wedding was best wedding he ever attended. He also give us some of the detail of the ceremony. "There have Beautiful round Watermelons, Long Snakes and all types of Balls !! The theme of the wedding fit them so well !!! It's the Best Damn Wedding i ever attend !!! I'm happy for them.",said Mr Hiao.
There also rumors about the Queen would declare war against France for allow this marriage to happened. The announcement haven't been confirm.
We, the editors and reporters from Monsters Press would like to wish this lovely and odd couple all the best and hope they will survive the next 24 hours when their parents arrive!
Dany Kuilou (38), the well-known G@Y teacher from a centre somewhere in Washington D.C. planned to marry a student of his, Wen age 25 who is also known as the Princess of Thailand a month ago. They were found to be in Paris this morning 8:00a.m. attending their wedding ceremony. Both of their parents were shock due to the unnoticed secret marriage. They were furious and is on their way to fly to Paris this later 4:00p.m. today due to the fully booked of plane tickets which is also caused by the sudden out burst of the scandal. Everyone around the world is in tumor trying to fly to Paris to see the couple.
One of the close friend of Dany and the now Mrs. Wen Kuilou, Mr. Hiao who was there in their ceremony comment that wedding was best wedding he ever attended. He also give us some of the detail of the ceremony. "There have Beautiful round Watermelons, Long Snakes and all types of Balls !! The theme of the wedding fit them so well !!! It's the Best Damn Wedding i ever attend !!! I'm happy for them.",said Mr Hiao.
There also rumors about the Queen would declare war against France for allow this marriage to happened. The announcement haven't been confirm.
We, the editors and reporters from Monsters Press would like to wish this lovely and odd couple all the best and hope they will survive the next 24 hours when their parents arrive!
Reported by,
Devil
Devil
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OK ... that's the first part of the Crazy funny News Articles ... here comes the second part ... ==+ ... Muahahah !!!! ENJOY !!!
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PRINCESS HITS PHOTOGRAPHER
8th July —Paris
After the incident of the Teacher To Marry Student, another out burst has occur !!! The Princess had gone wild after a sudden crowd of photographers trying to take pictures of her and her newly webbed hubby when they're on their way out of the hotel.
The Princess of Thailand, now Mrs. Wen Kuilou (25) was shot hitting a photographer who this morning outside their hotel. The incident started when a photographer trying to take pictures of her and asking questions about yesterday's wedding. Unfortunately, the princess didn't answer him, but hit him instead. She started hitting him with her bag, then scratching him and pulling his hair. It seems that the Princess was not in a good mood when the photographers surround her and shooting questions at her.
The victimized photographer, Hong (27) complains to the press that he got bruises everywhere especially the face. There are also scratches on his cheeks and he lost some of his hair due to he pulling and scratching. His camera was broken into bits. The princess maybe sue for the violence assault.
Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover
After the incident of the Teacher To Marry Student, another out burst has occur !!! The Princess had gone wild after a sudden crowd of photographers trying to take pictures of her and her newly webbed hubby when they're on their way out of the hotel.
The Princess of Thailand, now Mrs. Wen Kuilou (25) was shot hitting a photographer who this morning outside their hotel. The incident started when a photographer trying to take pictures of her and asking questions about yesterday's wedding. Unfortunately, the princess didn't answer him, but hit him instead. She started hitting him with her bag, then scratching him and pulling his hair. It seems that the Princess was not in a good mood when the photographers surround her and shooting questions at her.
The victimized photographer, Hong (27) complains to the press that he got bruises everywhere especially the face. There are also scratches on his cheeks and he lost some of his hair due to he pulling and scratching. His camera was broken into bits. The princess maybe sue for the violence assault.
Reported by,
Devil
Devil
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All the information above is not true. These articles are made just to have some good laughs among my classmates. ^^ There maybe some things you can't understand ... If you really want to know just think a little hard and dirtier ... then you'll catch the ball ... XD
That's all folks !!! Hope you guys enjoyed it ...
That's all folks !!! Hope you guys enjoyed it ...
Love,
Vanessa V.PooLover
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